If you don't get it on Android devices immediately, I'm going to put post-it notes all over wherever it is you're working reminding you to get it on Android, and I'll even become computer literate to an advanced degree and hack your Kickstarter page and put post-it notes all over that as well. If you have any pets or loved ones, I will also cover them in post-it notes.

I want it nooooooooow.