I was clearly just practicing my football dives I learned at the Alex Ferguson school of theatrics in Manchester. He may no longer be a manager but he's ensuring his legacy lives on.
I was clearly just practicing my football dives I learned at the Alex Ferguson school of theatrics in Manchester. He may no longer be a manager but he's ensuring his legacy lives on.
I'm going to be so mad if Raistlin wins.
theundeadhero climbs into the ring, as it looks like Raistlin has got Pantz in a tricky spot, taunting the big man as he sinks to his knees, exhausted. Shlup takes a quick nap.
Raist launches Pantz over the ropes and signals that this is the end!
Drama as Pantz again survives, coming back through and delivering a drop kick to Raistlin!
However despite this brave resistance Raistlin eventually triumphs, finally sending Pantz to the ground.
Down to five, then. And Shlup helpfully plunges a knife right into Shorty's crotch. My absolute favourite is Raistlin, peeking out round the corner as if to say "Heh. Yeah. In the babymaker."
As Raistlin is naturally drawn towards the ladies, Psychotic and theundeadhero square off, with the former delivering a powerful German Suplex to the man once based in Germany. ...that was really tenuous wasn't it?
Sorry Jiro, no dupe today. As if any more proof were needed that I have no control over what happens, Psychotic is eliminated and has not managed to eliminate any other wrestlers. I suck! Yay!
Raistlin, delightful as always, shoves BoB's knife up Shlup's butt. Pleasant.
And then dives on top of theundeadhero who is in turn slamming Shorty.
The injured Shlup, in one last act of defiance, manages to punch Raistlin.
But he in turn dumps her over the top rope. Is this finally her time?
No, it seems! She has more lives than a cat as theundeadhero comes to her rescue and helps her to suplex Raistlin.
However, she meets her end when Shorty dumps her out and Raistlin celebrates with a Hulk Hogan taunt.
The two boys (what the hell happened to hero's right arm?) then team up to slam Shorty onto the chair, which you may remember she did to Psychotic earlier. What goes around, Sarah...!
Raistlin then goes all psycho (seriously, the man is a well of entertainment in this game) and turns on theundeadhero with the knife.
Shorty recovers and then blasts hero in the head with the chair...
...and then Raistlin sends him out! Final two as Raistlin and Shorty reignite their rivalry!
Shorty sure loves that chair, and delivers a swift bop to Raistlin's skull for good measure.
You can't keep a good creeper down for long, though, and he nails her rear, leering. At some point her glasses got smashed too.
Raistlin has her over the ropes! Is this the end...?!
No! Raistlin thinks he's won and turns away, but Shorty is still in there!
Raistlin notices and steams over, hammering away at her as she throws up her hands to block.
Incredulously the idiot then pulls her back over the ropes! What is he doing? If he'd carried on hitting her he would've won... will he end up regretting this?
Shorty means to make it so, brutally stomping on her.
However Raistlin goes full on Dexter.
Look at her face. Look at his face. That's why he pulled her back in - so he could beat on her some more, the sicko.
Eventually, he has enough playing and dumps her out.
Welp.Originally Posted by Shorty
DAMN IT TO HELL
I'm endlessly entertained by the creative use of the knife, by its victims miraculously getting up and walking after ostensibly being horribly and irreversibly mutilated by it, but most of all by Raist's psycho ^ ―o― ^ mouth.
That match was hilarious (especially the fact that my character is a creepy sadist full of non-stop entertainment). Truly a glorious moment.
But I will be gracious in my epic victory. Good match, all of my worthy competitors.
(SPOILER)JK AHAHA I RULE YOU ALL SUCK TAKE THAT SHORTY YOU DIRTY HIPPIE HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EYES I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM BLOODY
His face is truly horrifying.
Ahhahaha, I knew Shorty was gonna lose!
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Shorty was originally scheduled to win because her beard is manly, but Raistlin used his creative control clause to pick up the win.
Raistlin: There ain't gonna be no rematch.
Now, where can I get this game? o.o
Raistlin genuinely deserved that victory. xD
Can we find a way to swap the game Raisin with the real one? He is so much better.
ONLY ONE WILL LEAVE
This is it, kids. The end of all things. I'm going to cram as many people as possible into a cage. There won't be much room for them, however, as it will be jam packed with glass panes and dynamite. Oh, and to put the thunder into Thunderdome, the ropes will be electrified. The rules are simple: If you bleed or get knocked unconscious, you lose. The fight will go on until there is only one. That one person will be crowned the Ultimate EoWF Champion.
I have tested this and 16 wrestlers is fine with no lag. I tested 22 and it was laggy as smurf. Therefore we'll stick with 16 for now but I may be able to add one or two more.
So.
SIGN UP!
- Psychotic
- iamagod
- Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear
- ToriJ
- Agent Proto
- Pantz
- Randy "Mulch" Blackburn
- I Took The Red Pill
- Loony BoB
- Jinx
- MJN Seifer
- Jessweeee
- Hypoallergenic Chie
- HNB
- Aulayna
- Lone Wolf Leonheart
- Jiro
And you...?
THE END IS NIGH
I'm down. I want to dropkick Huxley before this thing ends.
Count me in. HC better sign up too, I will not be denied my vengeance!
Might as well put me in. One dynamite match isn't enough.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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