What are you in for?

[Grim Reaper]

I don't know nothing, I just work here.

How did you die?

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I was dragged here against my will and forced to participate. But I like it.

I think I have Stockholm Syndrome.

[Psychotic]

And without you is how I disappear.

[Hollycat]

I fell off the toilet and hit my head on the tp dispenser.

[Rantz]

I ignored a chain email. I should have just forwarded D:

[Ghosteses]

i spoke to death before i died. litterally. he just showed up in my thread all boss like. there was not much i could do. i made the mistake of killing his brother in castlevania i guess?

[Grim Reaper]

You are a special case, little ghost. And don't worry about Harold, he knew the consequences of his actions.

[Madame Adequate]

So there I was in my underground command center when suddenly there's Russkies everywhere. I had to kill myself and have the body burned to stop them displaying my corpse in Stalingrad or something.

[theundeadhero]

Theres things that I have done you never should ever know!

[livingdeadgirl]

Sometimes curses come back when you least expect them.

[Slothy]

Suicide by bow?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Pop Rocks and Coke

[Shorty]

Not looking before I wandered into the street.

[Quindiana Jones]

I started playing Candy Box.

[Ghosteses]

welcome to hell quint ;-;