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    Default Sam's Seance


    Did you know that I'm a medium? That's right--I can communicate with spirits! In the spirit (tee hee ) of Halloween, I'm giving you a ONE DAY ONLY offer to speak to anyone who has gone to the Great Beyond. Just tell me who you'd like to contact, tell me what you'd like to ask or say to them, and I will get back to you with their answer after they have responded!
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    Contact Tesla and get his plans for a death ray for me if you would be so kind.

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    Ask some Whiskey why it tolerates the existence of heathenous Whisky.

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    Ask JFK who shot him. Tell him it's important.

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    Ask Archimedes what was up with those circles, man.

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    Can you contact my dead dog? I WANNA know w'sup w a playa & how he is.

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    Does ff babe still h8 Del Murder for RIUNING her threads, or has she forgiven him?

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    Ask Da Vinci the identity of the Mona Lisa.
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    Can you contact spirits across dimensions?
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    And much like real seances, no responses were received.

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    Yeah. Where's my death ray Sam? I got some killing to do.

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