Lol.
A snail was making his way through the forest when he was unexpectedly mugged by a turtle. Several other woodland creatures saw the mugging and called the jackrabbit police force. The jackrabbits showed up quickly to assess the scene and asked the snail for his story. "I don't know!" stammered the snail, "It all happened so fast!"
How does Jesus taste? Saviory.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One goldfish looks to the other and says "I'll man the guns, you drive."
Signature by rubah. I think.
Two lions are walking through Times Square. One says to the other, "It's quiet for a Saturday."
That was such a long setup for such a lame pun...Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
Why can I not stop laughing?
Guy spots a hot Thai girl at the other end of the bar. After awhile she noticed him looking, turns towards him, and starts giving him the "I'm gonna tear you up" eyes. When he sees this he starts thinking to himself "Please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"...
... and then she does.
How many tweakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
.......... None. They already used it to smoke out of.
bam.
Whaddaya call a cow w no legs?
Ground Beef
Whaddaya call a cow w 2 legs?
Lean beef.
When I said I wanted to be a comedian they all laughed at me.
Well no one's laughing now!
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I am deeply disappointed in you.
You don't have to be so salty about it.I am deeply disappointed in you.
It's much better if you leave in the German words.
MORE JOKES, FOOLS
Rene Descartes walks into a MacDonalds and orders a cheeseburger.
"Would you like fries with that?" asks the girl serving him.
"I think not," he answers, and instantly disappears.
Two atoms accidentally bump into each other on the street. The first one helps the other up and asks "are you alright?"
The second answers "Oh, god, no, I think I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive."
Knock Knock
Who's there??
Norma
Norma who?
Norma Lee... I wouldn't do this but would you like to buy an encyclopedia????
how about some ffxi jokes
A dark knight walks into a bar. The dark knight was defeated by the bar.
A BLM, DRG and DRK decide to end it all and each jump off a tall building.
The black mage dies before hitting the ground.
The Dragoon skewers a hapless passerby and is otherwise fine.
The dark knight misses.
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