Pull up your Pantz!

[Rantz]

My brother is in Sweden right now (because his job pays him to go fun places and mine doesn't ). Shall I have him deliver a singing telegram?

YES

i hope you are having a splendid day rantz and i hope you drink some whiskey and think about what a splendid day you have had

Hello Parker! I had some 12 y o MacCalllan at the pub, it was very good and chocolatey.

Thanks everybody AGAIN

[noxious.sunshine]

HB Rantzy Pantzy! <333

[Calliope]

Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A promiscuous handmaiden?

Also, a towel!

My brother is in Sweden right now (because his job pays him to go fun places and mine doesn't ). Shall I have him deliver a singing telegram?

Hello Parker! I had some 12 y o MacCalllan at the pub, it was very good and chocolatey.

Thanks everybody AGAIN

If I am lucky I'll drink some Jameson on the rocks later and toast you.

*confetti & shots*

[Quindiana Jones]

Where do whores go?

[Quindiana Jones]

Also, I sent you some fine Chinese whores but I forgot to put holes in the boxes, so I have some idea of where those particular whores are going.

[kotora]

Congratz Pantz. Hope you're enjoying booze and bitches

Where do whores go?

Dongguan

[Elskidor]

Congratulations.


I give advice to others,
yet I know nothing myself.
I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still.

[Jinx]

Congratulations to all the winners.