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    Grin Not a Single Truck Was Given That Day

    This Truckmas I'm going to give all of my family members a Big Pink Truck!



    What kinds of BPTs are you going to gift? What's your favourite Truckmas Carol?

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    We wish you a merry Truckmas
    We wish you a merry Truckmas
    We wish you a merry Truckmas
    And a happy new gear

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    On the first day of Truckmas, my true love gave to me
    A brand new pink gear shift!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    We wish you a merry Truckmas
    We wish you a merry Truckmas
    We wish you a merry Truckmas
    And a happy new gear
    Oh bring us a rosy stick shift
    Oh bring us a rosy stick shift
    Oh bring us a rosy stick shift
    So we can shift up one gear

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    You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Big Pink Trucks are coming to town.

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    Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the dashboard is so delightful - and as long as this pink truck goes - let it roll! Let it roll! Let it roll!
    My name is , I am God , and wine, and a pool of cancer -century Arab rantzyen

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    i give a truck this forum is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

    #TeamCersei #NeverDaenerys

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    Maybe you should just post elsewhere.

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    no

    #TeamCersei #NeverDaenerys

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    They see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake. They know when you've been bad or good so Jinx be good for truckness sake.

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    Petey the Cab Over Peterbilt,
    Had a very shiny hood ornament
    and if you ever saw it
    you would even say it glows

    All of the other big trucks
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Petey
    Join in any Big Truck Games

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    I would say Jinx should be banned from this forum, but the great pink truck-kin wants us to get along.

    Hate down, Pickup, that's the way we like to truck.
    Hate down, Pickup, that's the way we like to truck.
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    Driving throw the snow
    On a big pink truck today
    More speed pills to go
    reckless all the way
    flashing all my bling
    fat ass growing wide
    what fun it is to bob and weave
    through all those traffic lights

    OHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Truckin' hell
    Truckin' hell
    stay out of my way
    Oh what fun it is to ride
    despite the lawsuits everyday

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