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[Del Murder]

Can we please stop using this thread as an excuse to "subtly" be mean to people?

Thank you. It is possible to be satirical witout resorting to mockery. I'm finding it hard to understand why the staff can't do this?

[Rantz]

"I don't get it. How are we supposed to do this without being mean?"











"It's pretty simple. Just pay half as much attention
to people's behaviour when they're not annoying you
as you do when they are."












"Although it's not like she pays all that much
attention to them in the first place. Her impressions
aren't all that accurate..."

[Tasura]

iunnowhatsgoingonguysplshelpmeiamsolost

[Del Murder]

Some of these jokes are older than Shlup, and that's pretty old.

[Spuuky]

Morrowind is trout

Did you hear that, Pike?

[Agent Proto]

Ooohhh... Lemme try this again! I'll do it -right- after I finish this drink.. maybe. IDK....

ohgod im soodrunk need moar beer! ^_^

[Night Fury]

Come on naaah! Now you know, you KNOW that I take all the jokes in the world and I always take it like a man cos dats what I am I am a man, I got the best beard and facial hair and I've shagged like 189 birds in one night. You are always making the jokes on me but when I make the jokes on you you can't take it cos you aren't as much of a man as I am alright?

Just go ask my leather daddy cos when we was on the Halo I told him what I was doing and he even said it was funny so if my leather daddy says so then it's okay.

[TrollHunter]

>>> Okay...

[DK]

so the other day I was at the station, drunk off my arse, and this cute girl comes up to me and starts flirting.

This is a strawman, and I've got several links to obscure websites to prove it.

she's talking really fast in Japanese, but I was so drunk that I couldn't really pay attention and I was mostly just thinking about how much I wanted to drink some whiskey and play Halo.

I've already demonstrated how you're full of trout in three other threads, but even though I say I cba to go over things again I'm also incapable of dropping it.

anyways then her hipster boyfriend showed up and gave me a glare, just looked right at me as though I was some bloody evil devil I don't know,

Scarecrow. Everyone knows there are no Japanese hipsters, just trying to misdirect us from the main issue.

and I think I might have flipped him off and called him a wanker but I'm not sure because I was completely sloshed.

Cowardly Lion. Resorting to name calling and insults belies a lack of ability to participate in a healthy and intelligent debate.

he turned up his nose at me and called me a gaijin and I called him something right out of Dragon Ball Z, it was beautiful.

I'm not sure why I'm quoting this part.

hipsters in Japan are the worst smurfing hipsters you will ever find anywhere.

I already disproved this theory earlier in my post but I'm going to point it out again just to make sure you read it. kvlt.

anyways after that I went home and I think I passed out for about fourteen hours and I had this gorgeous dream that I was playing Halo and drinking whiskey. or I might have actually been doing that, I'm not sure.

Tin man. I think it's time you read another of my fantastically well researched links.

I think I'm going to go to this amazing sushi place later because I know a girl there with a cute haircut

You are demonstrably, unequivocally, completely and utterly wrong. Before you come back on this subject consider reading some Hitchens, Jenkins-Watkins or Langley-Robinson-Marks. and join FG pls.

[Yamaneko]

I'm a big four-eyed lame-o. And I wear the same stupid sweater every day...

[Del Murder]

I think the goal of this thread is to post like the other person without making fun of them. I mean, that's how I would do it if I were running it. Not that I want to or anything, and I think Jinx is doing a great job, but I would do it a lot differently if I were running it.

[Shorty]

I wasn't making fun. I was 100% serious.

[Del Murder]

Morrowind is trout

Did you hear that, Pike?

It's a shame that someone with such great taste is so incredibly wrong.

[Quindiana Jones]

all you are so insecure about yourselves ye silly hoors

look at you trying to be passive aggressive, ye wee twiddle knobbed sausage wrapper cardboard cut out biscuit tin garblearblenarfleglar

[Calliope]

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