What if I was diabetic and my blood-suger levels were low? Huh?! HUH?!

I'm pale, clammy and I've forgotten to bring a glucagen shot. I desperately reach for one of the many sugary drinks that are on my table but what's this??? I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES CONTAIN SUGAR!!!!

Thank you, EOFF. You have caused my death in an alternate reality.