streme Wheelie
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I can't believe
some of you smurfers don't put honey on crumpets. What the hell is wrong with you? Crumpets with butter and honey are literally one of the greatest things I have ever experienced in my life.
inspired by Shauna and Parker being objectively wrong about crumpet toppings in chat
I've put butter and jam on the ones I've had! I wouldn't be opposed to honey and butter, though.
Hmmm... I can honestly say I've never tried it. My usual preference is jam which is simply awesome. I may have to try this to judge which is better.
Did you know it takes 12 bees their entire lifetime to make one teaspoon of honey?
EDIT: Me and Shorty are clearly on the same wavelength
Crumpets are for butter and butter ONLY.
Honey and jam are great things, please don't think I'm against these things. But putting them on a crumpet? You're sick, sick people
How is adding sweet, delicious sugary fruit spread sick? You are not in your correct head, sir.
I would also put nutella on them. I think that would be amazing.
Hey hey hey. I don't tell you how to eat Kangaroo Burgers and Didgeridoo Donuts, you don't tell me how to eat crumpets
Come on now, I think us Brits would know best how to eat crumpets. Which is the most correct way.
I don't eat honey.
Nor do I know wtf a crumpet is. I know it's a bread roll type deal, but yeah.
My great uncle Carl was a beekeeper and made the best honey ever.. He'd always load us up with a million jars of it when we went to visit him and my great aunt Madelyn. After he died, I just wouldn't eat it anymore.
this is why americans are so fatOriginally Posted by Shorty
*spreads 6 crumpets with about 2 tons of butter*
I went without honey for nine years, and then broke down and became a troutty vegan like Morgan Spurlock's girlfriend because HONEY AND CRUMPETS ARE THAT GOOD. I'm about to cry because crumpets are so good, and I can't buy vegan ones anywhere.
eat things you like to eat
streme Wheelie
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hey now that's a good idea for a novelty restaurantHey hey hey. I don't tell you how to eat Kangaroo Burgers and Didgeridoo Donuts, you don't tell me how to eat crumpets
look I'm just trying to share with you my wonderful discovery. Honey is delicious. put it on your trout. consume. enjoy.
No no no nooooo!
Crumpets are to be slathered in butter, and occasionally topped with some philidelphia cheese. Or whacked under the grill with a slice of cheese - the melty... is goooooood.
I wish only death to Philadephia cheese. This thread is making me angry and I'm adding you all to my ignore list so I don't have to hear your dumb crumpet opinions
You are a dumb crumpet.
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