Scorn and brawn rhyme
Scone and gone rhyme
Biscuit and brisket rhyme
Cookie and nookie rhyme
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Biscuits are plain and served with tea
Cookies are like biscuits, only better, if you prefer chocolate things over arrowroot or buttery sugary things; also they are served with milk
Scones are amazing and are not triangle shaped, nor covered in sugar
+Date scones are my favourite, followed by plain scones with butter and jam or honey, although I've had herb and cheese ones also
Crumpets are one of the most marvellous culinary delights this world has ever seen
++Crumpets, as originally stated, are best consumed with butter and honey, with butter and jam second. A friend once made me eat one with grilled cheese and strawberry jam O_o;;;