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    And she isn't going away until we either atone or find some sap to sacrifice himself and a friend so we can be rid of her for the next ten years.

    I volunteer anyone who isn't me and my friends.

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    If Lightning is Sin, and Sin is Jecht, then that must mean that Lightning is Jecht.
    Accordingly, Tidus had two mums. Which means FFX was actually a really progressive story when it comes to gender and sexuality.

    Except... Jecht/Lightning was a violent drunk and a terrible parent, so FFX was actually portraying same-sex parents in a seriously negative light.

    Now I'm just confusing myself. Zidane is secretly Ultimecia, right?

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    Justin Bieber


    Nobody would miss him, and it would be for a worthy cause c:

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    Zidane is Justin Bieber?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinoa View Post
    Zidane is Justin Bieber?
    There was a really dark period in Zidane's life as Garland was pulling his soul out the game chose not to show us. It was just to cruel a fate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinoa View Post
    Zidane is Justin Bieber?


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    I was hoping this would be about how FFXIII was actually a prequel to FFX
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    hey no bugger that I didn't commit any sins, I'm not sacrificing trout

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    No, Sin was the giant hallway in FFXIII! Lightning was Yu Yevon, or rather, becomes Yu Yevon. It was her rap name at first, but once her debut album Lightning Light Lightly Right to Fight the Might flopped, she had no choice to become the villain.

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