FFVII Jokes
Where does the villain of FFVII buy his make up?
Sephoraoth.
What does Red XIII say when he sleeps in a hotel room?
No-knock-y.
Did you hear Vincent was sick?
Yeah, he was coffin in his sleep.
Why are there no Jews in FFVII?
BECAUSE OF THE JEW NON CANNON
How do you save gil on buying a Moogle doll at the Golden Saucer?
Use a kupon.
Ever since the plate fell in Sector 7 the drinks at the bar haven't been the same.
They're a little flat.
I don't get them.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
What are Tifa's ambitions regarding Cloud?
To nibble heim
I'm not proud of that.
Ride ze shoopuff
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smurfing lost it at JEW NON CANNON
It's "kupon" that got me laughing for real, instead of groaning out an embarrassed chuckle. xD
Genius.Originally Posted by Sephex
What is Rapps' favourite chocolate bar?
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What is the most dangerous sexual act in the world of FFVII?
Death Blow
this.. is hilarious..
but i dont get the Spehiroth one
There is a make up brand called Sephora.
aaaaah ok! ty
When their makeup is drippin' at Honeybee Inn, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When the floors are all sticky with who-knows-what-that-is, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When there's goo on the doorknobs, no one can get in, the girls say, it's Mukki.
No matter how low the regulars go, hey, don't you know, it's Mukki.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Weather forecast for the northern midgar region: Kalm.
I tried to level up all the members of the party in FFVII, but it took so long, I couldn't Barrett.
kalm indeed, theres not a cloud in the air
These are the worst jokes I have ever heard and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
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