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Quote Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire View Post
I even fell on the ice last week, twisting my ankle and hurting my arm!
People actually fall on ice? What are they teaching you Americans in school these days?
They teach us that Canadians can survive for many months on nothing but maple syrup and that you guys live in igloos and end all your sentences with 'eh' which replaces 'over' in radio transmissions. And when nuclear winter comes as a result of WWIII (which will conveniently be Russia's fault and not the US) you will be one of the last civilizations left alive on Earth because of your built-in resistance to cold temperatures.

Okay, I'm making this up, public schools wouldn't be this clever 8D