These kids today with their pac man video games, hula hoops, loud rock music and their Dan Fogelberg. When I was first getting on the Internets, we didn't have avatars or signatures, just a username! We need to return to the Traditional Internet Values that this great Internet was based on, when it was brought forth by our Nerd Forefathers!

Down with progress! Timekeeper wasn't born at this IP address! I demand to see his site certificate!