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    Default Oh my god this is the greatest kickstarter ever!

    4 Reasons This One Kickstarter Proves Humanity Is Doomed | Cracked.com (NSFW)

    Link to the actual kickstarter is in the article, but oh god I want this!

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    I was really hoping that this was Shaq Fu 2 but instead it was animu Nazi hentai. You disappoint me.

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    Slap an NSFW on that sort of thing in future please NeoCracker. Thank you kindly.

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    It appears that even if there is absolutely no need for one, Cracked can still make a list out of it.


    there was a picture here

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    What an absolutely wonderful world. Knowledge of this event has brightened my day.

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    Whats the problem, it's just pictures of moe girls doing Wolfenstien cosplay
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    I can do nothing but laugh at how ridiculous that is.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Slap an NSFW on that sort of thing in future please NeoCracker. Thank you kindly.
    This topic is suited for everywhere.

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    Well that did nothing for me, but by God I actually felt compelled to click a link advertised on that page and found this Rom.Com web series they're dong and I'm instantly in love with it. So thanks for that. It's like The Guild. But deliciously evil-sounding, and in charge of a dating site. Awesome!

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    ~~"My little fuhrer, my little fuhrer, aaaaa"~~


    Seriously though. I find this hilariously awesome. And I totally want this.

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    The comments on that Cracked article (and on their Facebook page for same) were disappointingly predictable:

    The vast majority of humanity is opposed hideousness such as Nazis and paedophilia. But if someone criticises a Japanese publication for its positive portrayal of that kind of monstrosity, then hordes of weeaboos come out in the comments section, frothing at the mouth and eager to defend this amazing artefact of culture and sophistication that no feeble westerner could ever hope to understand.

    Now, I'm all in favour of undermining Nazis through parody and satire. But this card game? Casting the Nazi heirarchy as sexy heroes, fighting for freedom against evil foreign warlocks? Smurf that, and the horse it rode in on.

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    A ridiculous over-saturated sexualization of cartoon females used to promote seriously offensive subject matter and turn it into a lighthearted and silly game. Will not endorse or support.

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    This is, by far, the worst idea anyone has ever come up with for a video game, bar none. I am appalled.

    THIS is supposed to get me hot and bothered? After Great Uncle Sonny found a Nazi flag on the battlefield, wrapped around his waist like a dress and took a picture of himself to make fun of the Nazis?

    These people should check to see if their dicks are long enough to go between their legs, so they can go smurf themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    4 Reasons This One Kickstarter Proves Humanity Is Doomed | Cracked.com (NSFW)

    Link to the actual kickstarter is in the article, but oh god I want this!
    Setting you up an online dating profile right now. You obviously need to get out...

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