Welcome to Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy

[Nicolas]

There was a time when you were once my ally. But there was no place for me in this place. The Old Gods became too much to bear. After my absence of several years, I hoped for changed. I returned but to a vacant and soulless place. The Old Gods were worse than before. You, whom I loved, were not the same. I tried to reconnect with you, but you were too far gone.

You strove to please the Gods, to become one of their acolytes. Even then, I tried to talk. I tried to listen. All of this was to no avail.

I had hoped these events would help you come to your senses. But here we stand upon the precipice of your demise.

Do you have any final words?

[Shorty]

Bring it on, cupcake.

We all know this ends in a standoff where Del dies and Shorty watches on with a shaved head.

I would sacrifice my luscious red locks for vengeance.

[Ayen]

Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

[Del Murder]

Happiness is overrated. Consitency, order, predestination, these are things everyone truly desires.

[Nicolas]

But, seriously, you should come to chat more, Shorty.

Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

As opposed to Psychotic's representative Mac? You mean the one that cannot be fixed by an outside source? The one where you pay a high price for what little freedom you actually have?

[Shorty]

Look at yourselves. Look at what you've become. Don't see it? I'll spell it out for you.

DEL MURDER IS LOONY BoB V2.0

[Pumpkin]

Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

I like my Microsoft

[Ayen]

Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

As opposed to Psychotic's representative Mac? You mean the one that cannot be fixed by an outside source? The one where you pay a high price for what little freedom you actually have?

I believe that was Loony BoB's shtick.

[Nicolas]

Del is like a Microsoft computer. Everybody has one and they couldn't be less happy.

As opposed to Psychotic's representative Mac? You mean the one that cannot be fixed by an outside source? The one where you pay a high price for what little freedom you actually have?

I believe that was Loony BoB's shtick.

Actually, his would be closer to this:

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[Ayen]

Loony BoB is a bunch of buttons you press randomly trying to figure out how the hell he works?

Actually, no, that sounds about right.

[Nicolas]

Loony BoB is a bunch of buttons you press randomly trying to figure out how the hell he works?

Actually, no, that sounds about right.

Ignorance and confusion are the best forms of oppression.

[Wolf Kanno]

Happiness is overrated. Consitency, order, predestination, these are things everyone truly desires.

The Old Ways taught us that change is not a bad thing, though we are free to dislike the change, we are not to question the Old Gods.

[Del Murder]

I am happy to inform that Mr. Shauna Del has been granted the position of Del's Knight, rewarded for his loyalty and casting off the connection to the dishonored former knights.

[Shauna]

We will stop you Del! With this fire of rebellion in all our hearts, nothing will get in our way!

[Shorty]

Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away. We've seen where their way leads, through camps and wars, towards the slaughterhouse.

No more, we say.

Say no to Del Murder.

Say no to your slaughter.