Missing Partners

[Miss Mae]

They have sex, are eaten by their partner to consume their powers to merge into one single member and then the staff kills them freeing the person they devoured.

Is this my future? That's terrifying.

[Old Manus]

As they're just the same person it gets tiresome after a while logging into different accounts.

[Ayen]

They have sex, are eaten by their partner to consume their powers to merge into one single member and then the staff kills them freeing the person they devoured.

Is this my future? That's terrifying.

That's what you get for having basic human urges.

[Kalevala]

Good God, am I the only one who isn't​ lovebuddies with someone else on here?

[Ayen]

Good God, am I the only one who isn't​ lovebuddies with someone else on here?

No you are not. a/s/l?

[Kalevala]

69/F/Sunrise Senior Living Community

[Shorty]

Good God, am I the only one who isn't​ lovebuddies with someone else on here?

Don't worry, sugar, we'll find you someone.

Bubba is everyone's lovebuddy. I'm sure he'll come your way soon

[Shauna]

Good God, am I the only one who isn't​ lovebuddies with someone else on here?

Well, we are a dating site...

[Jiro]

People get what they want and bugger off to enjoy it. Can't fault them for taking advantage of the situation.

[Kalevala]

Good God, am I the only one who isn't​ lovebuddies with someone else on here?

Well, we are a dating site...

PoF/EoFF, NOW I see the connection.

[Shorty]

Don't lump us in there with that trash.

[Kalevala]

You're right. EoFF is a far better dating service.

[Calliope]

Worked okay for me et. al.

[Jiro]

The sheer volume of EoFF couples astounds me.

[Ayen]

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