Uh, where was I?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure he will Hermione. Sure he will.

He does have a lot of information that he probably shouldn’t be giving out to nosy eleven year olds.


Anything else you’d like to share?

Harry knows only one way to respond to this.


One word exclamations!

Hagrid waves Harry’s concern away, because he’s just a silly kid.


I… don’t even know how that is related to what Hagrid said, Harry

Hermione decides she is bored of this conversation and very abruptly moves on.


The Philosopher’s Stone? Boring. The true mystery is the temperature in this cabin!

It turns out there is something untoward happening in Hagrid’s Hut!


A football is not part of a healthy breakfast

Harry, for some reason, knows what it is.


Harry has been reading up about dragons quite a bit. Apparently.

No, not Ron, whose brother has probably shown him dragon eggs before. Not Hermione, who has probably read every book known to wizardkind. Harry knows what it is. Alrighty then.

Hagrid, of course, spills the beans about the whole dragon thing.


Of course, the name is the most important thing. Not how you’re going to properly care for it in a tiny hut.

Ron, you’ve been quiet so far, what’s your input?


Where did this come from?

So it seems that they are aware that Malfoy was eavesdropping. But they don’t care to do anything about it. I know this because they immediately move on to discussing what Norbert would eat (Norbert has been born, I appear to have lost that screenshot. Imagine a pixelly dragon!)


Great idea, set dragons on people you don’t like. Real mature.

Hagrid knows better though. Because of all the books he read.


Good that a fully grown man is also mature about dragons eating people.

Seriously, more fetch quests? Fine, I’ll go get your dumb chickens.

I step outside and find out our worst fears have been realised!


I wonder who he’s referring to?

Oh no! I better tell everyone that Malfoy knows! Maybe I won’t have to be a chicken chaser today. Please god. Let me not have to find five chickens.

Unfortunately, nobody cares that there is a vindictive student running to the castle to tell everyone about this.


Glad to see you care, Hagrid.

Into the grounds, to chase after chickens.

There’s one!


Cluck cluck.

I enter battle. Guess I have to fight some chickens. What an odd thing to force me to do.


This does not equate to three chickens caught, unfortunately.

The chickens actually gave me ridiculous experience points. I fought six battles with them and went up three or four levels. Ridiculous.

After hunting down the chickens, I get back to Hagrid. The sooner this is over the better.


I doubt that very much. The part about him already growing, the latter part I can believe.

What are you going to do about this guys? Malfoy knows, it’s a freaking dragon – there’s so many things wrong with this plan.


That could work

Ron is finally useful! They decide to go with this plan, because they literally have no others.


Entirely by coincidence indeed.

Back in the library, it turns out you can have owls flying around.


Time to poop on all the books.

A letter from Charlie saying that his friends will come to Hogwarts and recover the dragon. They make more plans in this public place.

Guess who was hovering around again!?


They actually do not learn do they?

Disaster has struck down in the grounds.


Are you kidding me.

You lost a freaking dragon? How? How did you manage this you great oaf!? Why did you even let him outside?! And of course it’s up to Harry to chase him down!


Luckily we have another simple flying section. That part chasing the owl was good practice for the real thing.

Stern words are exchanged between Harry and Hagrid.


And so Harry becomes the responsible one

Hagrid cannot be trusted to keep himself out of trouble. We better get to work.


No connection.


Sept. Siete. Sieben. Sette. Sjö. Syv. سات . επτά. 七. זיבן.

SEVEN AGAIN. So many Sevens.

It is the night of the great plan to get Hagrid out of some hot water. Ron has apparently been sick so he can’t go along, so Hermione is going in his place. Of course, he bitches about this.


Hermione stands up for herself. You go gurrrrrrrl

Under the invisibility cloak, Harry and Hermione head down to Hagrid’s. There were no teachers about this time. They obviously stopped caring after that troll managed to get into the castle – that’s a good time to stop having nightly patrols

Hagrid is busy crying over losing his highly dangerous pet.


Boo hoo


True say, Hermione.

Teddy bears are delicious.


Right, yes, goodbye.

Look Hagrid, you’ll get another dumb pet and you’ll forget about old Norbert.

That’s enough of that pity party. Time to go.


I find this so amusing for some reason.

Up to the tallest room, in the highest tower I climb.

Some figures appear out of the shadows… It’s Malfoy! Followed closely by Professor McGonagall.


Ahahaha, screw you Malfoy, Prof McG lays down the law.

Lucky they can’t see my vague outline! McGonagall is harsh and unfair with everyone, giving no chance for explanations.


Professor Snape will destroy him.

That’s what he gets for eavesdropping. Or perhaps sitting in the library studying near where Harry and his friends loudly discuss their against the rules plans.

I chuckle my way up to the top of the tower. Charlie’s friends fly on down and take Norbert away.


Good riddance.

This stupid debacle is over. Time to go back to the dorm and get on to the more exciting plot lines.


Ah yes, I had forgotten about these things I never knew about to begin with.

Half way down the stairs…


Harry is an idiot!

What a surprise!


Double surprise!

Filch takes us down to see Professor McGonagall. This won’t end well for anyone.


Yes, I know. Thanks.

Neville can’t keep himself out of trouble either. Just stay in bed! We got this.


Drag… Queen?

McGonagall has had enough of this nonsense about dragons and… dragons. She casts her cruel judgement on our heroes.


Noooooooooooooooo


God damn that ruined our lead. Gryffindor is out for the count.

Dammit Malfoy! No, dammit Harry and co. Be more damned discrete next time!


Having someone be disappointed in you hurts more than having someone be angry


Hold on.

Yesterday was 7. The day proceeds to the next one. It is now 6.
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I can’t hold all this what…


THE WORST DAY EVER

Maybe if you hadn’t broke the rules. OF TIME AND SPACE. Day seven going to day six… I don’t…

Hermione once again shows great conversational skills in an attempt to ensure I know where I'm going.


Everyone hates us now. See you later.

Best get down there to do my time. Hopefully, the time will proceed in chronological order. It is my one prayer.