The thing about the ever-so-slightly flavored water is that it tricks me into thinking it's soda and my tastebuds expect more sweet stuff. When they don't get it they start screaming "ABORT HOLD FIRE CEASE AND DESIST" and it tastes even worse to me because it is not a thing I was expecting it to be, and is instead basically club soda with some limejuice squeezed into it or something