Why is colonel pronounced nothing like its spelled?
What are some other words you can think of like this?
Leopard a little bit, but not as much
Rendezvous.
Also I am super upset this isn't a KFC thread, same principle.
Because English is a weird crazy language!
Knight.
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When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Annoying foreigners and their destruction of the English language!
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wednesday
tuscon
ouija board
bologna
february
receipt
asthma
What's up with the u in colour. It literally adds nothing except one more letter to write out.
'Murica.
Fatigue
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
In UK English (UK, Australasia, etc) these are both pronounced as they're spelled.
February = feb-roo-airy
Asthma = ass-thma
It feels really odd to hear Americans talking about their "azzzma", though I'd imagine it's much the same for them when we pronounce words like lieutenant and aluminium differently.
Now you're just being silly. In UK English again, the 'o' in colour is pronounced differently to the 'ou'. They're different sounds to they've got different spellings. Nothing was "added" to the word, quite the opposite in fact - American English underwent some spelling reforms a couple of centuries ago, simplifying and streamlining the language to make it easier for the average Joe to cope with. This added a whole lot of Zs, but replaced a lot of OUs with Os.Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
With a lot of really old words like "knight", the odd spelling reflects a way it was actually pronounced back in the depths of time. Sometimes, English kept the spelling from one region and the pronunciation from another - hence why the number 1 is spelled "one", but pronounced like "won" rather than "own".
Seattle
Would, could, should.
Sacagawea.
I think I've heard some people pronounce Wednesday as Wehnessday which does sound better to me that Wendsday.
I don't know if this is a common mispronunciation or if my grandmother is simply dyslexic, but she pronounces rotisserie like "rowshaterry" no matter how often you correct her.
I've never understood why lieutenant is pronounced "leftenant".
wiiji board. Of course, I would technically refer to that as a cultural idiosyncrasy as opposed to a counterintuitive pronunciation. Perhaps for many cultures the same could be said of any word derived thereof and pronounced differently in another.
Any word spelt with Kn for that matter. Also Gn, gh, ph, th, sh, wh. Of course, I consider the h ones to be misspelled. Wh is pronounced "hw(a)", so "hwy" is it spelt wh? If you hold an h sound and then incorporate an s sound, then you inevitably get "sh" but it's spelt backwards. The same is true for gh which is afaik meant to be pronounced glottally similarly to "h(u)g". You can get a similar reaction with ph/th if you don't make the whole t or p sound. None of this, however, explains how one pronounces knight. I can imagine gnat was originally pronounced ngat, but knight implies consecutive glottal noises which seem just uncomfortable to say. Then there's ch. Shouldn't be a sound at all.Originally Posted by Mister Adquate
kewl... before they started spelling it that way.
I think the only way February should be properly MIS-pronounced is Febrewery.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.