I actually thought you were defending him, too, Psy. But then I've been skimreading because of time constraints. Just a case of being on the defensive in general I guess that makes it come across that way.

I don't know if a life ban should be on the cards or not, but I do think that biting three players is worse than Rio missing one drugs test or Cantona fly-kicking one person, and I believe they were both given considerable bans. What length of ban do you feel would be appropriate for Luis?

The only person I can think of off the top of my head for being intentionally damaging to other players on a regular basis is Joey Barton. What's the worst punishment Joey got? And were his offences generally on the pitch, and did he actually throw punches at least three times on the pitch or was it always just pushing and barking? Obviously off the pitch Joey naturally has been to prison for things, but I imagine FIFA don't care about "off the pitch" antics. Not sure...