If Final Fantasy Games were like people...

[Ayen]

I and II would be complaining about the youngsters talking about how much better things were when they were released, III and IV would be rubbing the fact that they got proper DS remakes in VI's face, VI and VII in contrast to their fanbase would be the best of friends always complimenting each other at every turn making Tactics sick to his stomach, VIII and X would sing love songs to be criticized by IX, X-2 would be that little kid always wanting to hang out with X but being ignored, V would just crack jokes, and XII would uncomfortably sit with XIII who keeps making out with XIII-2 and Lightning Returns.

XI and XIV would always have to sit at the spin-off table despite being main number entries and XV would be a no show at all the family gatherings.