Speech by LocoColt04:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10NNbp8VTJ6
(SPOILER)
Man stuff. Doing some man stuff. Scratching my balls, drinking some whiskey, taking a nap...
...where was I?! Oh, right. Man stuff.
So what if you're the second best male? I mean, if the Best Member is also a male, doesn't that put you in second place? NO! And you know why it doesn't? Because it's YOUR brass balls that won a Best Male Ciddie.
Best Men have a lot of roles in life, like embarrassing the trout out of their best friends at weddings, and toasting to all the pretty ladies (or men) out there - hey, it's all kosher. You just do you.
So kick up your feet, sit back, and relax.
Fart a little. Girls do it too.
Guys there will be a special VOTE FOR YOUR TOP THREE SPEECHES thread after this, so don't dodge out!
Seriously yes, go shion!
Sorry for my premature speech ejaculation you guys. From the view count it's safe - nobody clicked it.
That's cool! It'll be up for 24 hours
Speech by Psychotic
See you guys in 18 minutes...
/me gets comfy