Recording by Mr. Shauna
https://soundcloud.com/matt-scullion-2/best-writer

Speech by ToriJ
(SPOILER)
My lords, my ladies, honored guests and nominees...

MORE WINE!

I always wanted to say that even if it is coming out of Mr.Shauna's mouth.

Timber Maniacs was always an underrated board, I felt, so it's nice to see so many people nominated for it. I had hoped the award would be decided by the nominee to make the best Ciddie Speech, but then I realize that would deteriorate into people whacking each other over the head with their keyboards. Frankly I would not be surprised if that already happened and will be greatly disappointed if I was the first one to think of it.


Seriously, though. There isn't a single name nominated for this award that doesn't deserve the honor and I can easily see any one of them snatching it. So may the best writer... rewrite this entire scene with an outcome that best suits them and forget what really happened. Goodnight, everybody!