Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post

Shaibana and Mr. Shauna for
Most Mysterious Member

33. Most Mysterious Member

Quote Originally Posted by Award Guy View Post
Recorded by Mr. Shauna
https://soundcloud.com/matt-scullion...terious-member

Speech by Shaibana
(SPOILER)
Most mysterious person.
Now that is an award you maybe want to have, I don't know, they are too mysterious for it.
I saw that not all the contestants appreciated being called Mysterious but they will just have to get over that, getting a Ciddie is an honour that will compensate for it.

I'm not good at writing speeches at all and I've cracked my brain about it all night, so you will just have to do it with this.
The real question is, are these people really that hard to predict? some of them have been here a long time, so if we still don't know them by now they must be a real mystery.
How mysterious are these nominated people actually?
Do you think Crop likes to transgender? Or perhaps Spuuky likes to stalk people at night by following them on their way home? Perhaps Colonel Angus likes to put spaghetti in his hair in his free time.

But we don't know that, it's mysterious. But I am convinced that Parker dresses as Bigfoot in his free time wandering the woods to scare campers. He should stop doing that, he will get shot sooner or later. Take that as a warning, parker!

I think that is all I have to say about it, and congrats to the winner of this mysterious Ciddie!

I still lose it every time I listen to this. Everything about it is perfect.