First World Problems (Star Wars Edition)

[Bubba]

I'm a little short for a Stormtrooper

[Jiro]

Girls make fun of my jedi braid and call me ratty

[*Devore*]

My futuristic space armour is so weak that teddy bears with rocks and stone arrows are able to puncture it.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

The quality of VHS tapes makes my lightsaber look white.

[Jiro]

My exhaust pipe is too big

[Parker]

i spent all my money on figurines and now my mom is yelling at me for rent

[Quindiana Jones]

The automatic doors on this space station don't open quickly enough and now my head hurts

[Bubba]

The Death Star plans are not in the main computer

[escobert]

Why didn't my light sabre evaporate that guy!?

[*Devore*]

Why are big, fat, talking worms with arms the crime lords of our galaxies underworld?

[Bubba]

Someone called me rebel scum and I had no comeback