All of my food problems are extremely elitist first world problems:

"Ugh, they do not have powdered coconut water at this high end grocery store, now I must go to the community co op instead"

"This tofu is three days past the printed expiration date, it is poison to me now"

"They only had three kinds of kale and two kinds of chard, and no collard greens at the farmers market today. God, can you imagine?"

"I only have sorbet in the freezer, there's no ice cream, we must leave to get some RIGHT NOW"

I have come to terms with the fact that I will likely starve in any sort of disaster scenario.