Urgh, this macaroni cheese has not been made with mature cheese. Who makes macaroni cheese with mild or medium cheeses!?

Hrmm. We only have vegetable and sunflower oil. I want sesame oil. I don't know if I want a stir fry anymore.

Dammit, I burnt my tongue on this amazing food. It's useless now. It'll never taste good if I have a burnt tongue. Day ruined.

Woah, woah, woah. I have to prepare this food? What the hell? Cut the vegetables? Why aren't they pre-cut!?

And the most stereotypically first world problem with food: Why does all this amazing food make me faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?