Sugar, spice and everything nice. CHEMICAL X WHAT NO NO NO

[Alive-Cat]

People of EoFF, my brethren, the topic of discussion I put to you now is how was your birth?

Was it an easy, fun experience? Do you remember it at all? I doubt you do. Don't sass me. People rarely remember these things!

I was born not breathing, all blue and horrible because I'd eaten my own poo and also got choked by my own chord! It wasn't looking good for Alive-Man. Oh no.

But I was saved. And everything was okay.

Here you go EoFF I found you a really nice song about being born into this strange world, I hope you enjoy it. You can listen to it while you are posting your replies to me about how you were born. I don't know anything about this song, but it's sweet and beautiful it says in the comments, and that's exactly what all of you are.





I am so glad all of you were born love from Alive-Man xxxxxxxxxxx

[Ayen]

I don't know. I think most of the problems with me came after bringing me home. Asthma was a real bitch the first couple of years.

[Shoden]

BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WAS BORN NATURALLY...
I mean yeah, I wasn't summoned by someone opening the Seven Gates of Hell or anything... Ha ;D

[Shorty]

My birth went relatively normal, as far as I know. After I emerged, my mom demanded a frozen chocolate banana for her efforts.

[Shauna]

My dear mother likes to tell me about all the stitches she had to get because I was a big ol' baby.



Thanks Mum.

[Shorty]

My dear mother likes to tell me about all the stitches she had to get because I was a big ol' baby.



Thanks Mum.

I did not know this was a thing until my sister gave birth for the first time and told me about it. I almost lost my breakfast.

[escobert]

As I said before, I never forget anything!

It was a glorious experience. I conquered the escape from that vagina like no other before or since! I was victorious at 4:22 am on the 14th morning of September in the 85th year of the 20th century!

[Shauna]

My dear mother likes to tell me about all the stitches she had to get because I was a big ol' baby.



Thanks Mum.

I did not know this was a thing until my sister gave birth for the first time and told me about it. I almost lost my breakfast.

I am sorry for reminding you of this sort of thing. xD I, however, am reminded of this on a semi-frequent basis, so I suppose I get to spread the pain.

[Parker]

my mum was in labour and my dad was like "idk to help with the pain you should bite my nose" trying to make her laugh and relieve stress so she did and he got hurt

basically my dad is a smurfin idiot

[Kalevala]

Born of natural birth. Was very sick and came close to death, doctors weren't sure what was wrong so I stayed in the hospital for an extra three weeks.

But everything went well and now I am here making pronunciation videos and such.

[Pumpkin]

I was born 4 lbs, my mom was only in labor for a few hours. That's basically all I know about it

My son was born naturally, no epidural or anything, so I GOT TO EAT FOOD AND DRINK JUICE and it was a house birth so I also got to watch Desperate Housewives and they told me I could take a shower but gravity was my enemy so I said no to that one.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

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[Shiny]

I was born normal size, but with yellow jaundice. I had to be hospitalized for a few days extra before I was able to go home.

[Sephex]

My mom had to have a C-section because my head was too big.

Not even joking, that's what happened to me. Also, my umbilical cord was choking me. Also, there was 19 hours of labor beforehand. Also, I was born a month late.

[Dat Matt]

Did your parents not give you "the talk" alive man?

I don't know the story of my birth. Never cared to ask. I just assume I always was in existence.