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Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.
(SPOILER)He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.
You think you can come into my house and steal my husband from me?! Just who do you think you are?!