EoFF Family Tree 2014

[Shauna]

I forgot that Lynxie adopted me. Is Mr Shauna my partner? Or will we have some messed up family tree situation in which we are not an EoFF couple?

[Colonel Angus]

I forgot that Lynxie adopted me. Is Mr Shauna my partner? Or will we have some messed up family tree situation in which we are not an EoFF couple?

You're both twins. Try to figure that out!

[noxious.sunshine]

DC is my new eoff boifrand. xD

I think?

otherwise, I'm aloooooone

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Now accepting wives.

Inquire within.

Wives? As in more than one?

Maybe I should start with one and gradually work my way up.

-Polygamous Wolf Leonhart

[Christmas]

Adopting anyone who doesn't mind me being their repulsive and maniac mummy. You can change your parentage anytime you want like Alive Man over there when you are through with my odour.

[Dark_Valentine]

Adopting anyone who doesn't mind me being their repulsive and maniac mummy. You can change your parentage anytime you want like Alive Man over there when you are through with my odour.

I wouldn't mind you being my mom

[Christmas]

Oh mine!! Then you will be my daughter which we will be spending time bringing darkness to valentine and breeding demonic hamsters.

I think you will last longer than the previous ones.

[Perducci]

I don't actually understand this thread (mostly because I didn't read it) but I feel like I might just be weird enough to be a part of this family.

[Jiro]

I forgot that Lynxie adopted me. Is Mr Shauna my partner? Or will we have some messed up family tree situation in which we are not an EoFF couple?

This is more common than you think!

[Loony BoB]

Just for reference, once you're on the tree I'm working on, you don't "change parents" or anything. The only thing that can change is that parents can be divorced... so be certain you're where you want to be before you go confirming who is your family.

[Carl the Llama]

Carl, I can crash at your place until I get back on my feet, right? Right?

Carl?

Sorry but:

I WANT TO BE CHRISTMAS' DAUGHTER ;-;

You would have to put up with me as your dad though, since she is my online wifey ^^

[Alive-Cat]

After the tree is done do we get presents?

[Carl the Llama]

After the tree is done do we get presents?

Depends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.

[Alive-Cat]

After the tree is done do we get presents?

Depends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.

Maybe gifts can be hung from his extremities!

[Christmas]

After the tree is done do we get presents?

Depends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.

Who's the awesome Martian Santa? Where is he? Is this some kind of inside joke that I am missing out?