I really wish my inheritance hadn't gotten stolen when I was 14. I'm not going to lie Pike, you'd positively have been jealous. My inheritance from my dad was the contents of his jewellery box. This consisted of a gold St Christopher, a couple of gold sovereign rings, 2 gold Rolexes and a silver Breitling.

Don't ask me how a mechanic/off licence manager from Tipton West Midlands afforded these watches, I have no idea... but I also know my dad owned at least 2 Jaguar E-Types (at different times) when he met my mom and also drove a Toyota Celica in the early 80s when they were super popular. He later traded it in for a burnished gold coloured range rover stating if he was driving with his kids in the back he was going to drive the safest thing on the road. I'm guessing my Dad was probably a pretty good manager/mechanic.

Irony is, I could only have ever worn the Breitling as I'm allergic to gold.