I never been in a relationship. I had crushes, girls who crushed on me, and a twelve year old girl who looked fourteen give me her phone number in an attempt to make me her boyfriend, but nothing ever came of them. Seriously, it was a Halloween party at a church, one girl gave me a fake number and then this brunette just comes out of nowhere, hands me a piece of paper with her number on it and tells me to call her. Was she stalking me? At least her number was real.

As if nothing really matters...