Little kids have no sense of personal space so they tend to stand to close to me...worse was when a little kid took my ass to his face because he was that close when I backed up after getting my drink at a store.

Oh I actually no! The worse was when I was at an improv comedy theatre and saw a teacher there from uni that I really disliked and it looked like he was dying of AIDS (long story). But needless to say he spotted me and then sat next me. He got right in my face to say how funny he thought a joke was and as he was doing this his saliva landed on my lip. I freaked out inside. And went to the bathroom to wash my lips off with soap.