It is time to end the tyranny of pants!
We the People of the Pantsless States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Pantsless States of America.
No longer will we be burdened by tiresome, tight pants that choke the flow of blood to the legs and feet, and produce general discomfort otherwise!
JOIN ME! NO VA LAS PANTALONES!! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!