Breeding chocobos

[MissH]

So today I started my education on breeding chocobos and my conclusion is: they're a pain in the arse! I thought it was gonna be fun! I mean how many bloody greens can one oversized chicken eat?!

[Wolf Kanno]

Honestly, money isn't really an issue in this game so getting 99 of the needed Greens is the easy part, its the annoying racing through the ranks of the Chocobo Derby with a Chocobo that curbstomps everything but one guy that is tedious and boring and then it's dealing with the RNG to get you Green and Blue Chocobos as opposite genders that are the real hassle.

[The Ceej]

Its the annoying racing through the ranks of the Chocobo Derby with a Chocobo that curbstomps everything but one guy that is tedious and boring

Should have done what I did. Set it to automatic for the B and C ranks and use that time to do the dishes. Saved me a boatload of time.

[Carl the Llama]

So today I started my education on breeding chocobos and my conclusion is: they're a pain in the arse! I thought it was gonna be fun! I mean how many bloody greens can one oversized chicken eat?!

If you are only in it for the materia you should probably follow this guide:



Makes the whole breeding process so much easier.

[Quindiana Jones]

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

[MissH]

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

What can I say, I'm a kinky bitch.

[Uchu]

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

What can I say, I'm a kinky bitch.

Oh my! This thread has turned quickly...

[Loony BoB]

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

What can I say, I'm a kinky bitch.

Oh my! This thread has turned quickly...

Ha, seriously. xD I just managed to stiffle my laughter when reading this at work.

[MissH]

So this happened yesterday...
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[Bubba]

I can't believe how jammy she's been breeding these Chocobos.

- caught and trained 3 great Chocobos - 1 girl, 2 boys
- bred one of the boys and the girl twice - 2 green Chocobos (male and female)
- Bred the other boy with the girl... Bam - 1 blue chocobo
- After getting a female black chocobo she got 4 Chocobos (1 round) from Icicle Inn - 3 weak ones and... Bam - 1 male Wonderful chocobo.
- gets Gold chocobo in record time

[MissH]

I can't believe how jammy she's been breeding these Chocobos.

- caught and trained 3 great Chocobos - 1 girl, 2 boys
- bred one of the boys and the girl twice - 2 green Chocobos (male and female)
- Bred the other boy with the girl... Bam - 1 blue chocobo
- After getting a female black chocobo she got 4 Chocobos (1 round) from Icicle Inn - 3 weak ones and... Bam - 1 male Wonderful chocobo.
- gets Gold chocobo in record time

Smug as smurf

[Dat Matt]

Well... Okay... Sure.