Quote Originally Posted by Dat Matt View Post
I changed my towel today because of this god damn thread I hope you're all happy.
As a general rule, if the towel is soiled to the point of blackness, completely stiff, or covered in fungus, you should probably wash thoroughly with detergent, a cup of disenfectant and a prayer.

If the towel lets off an odor between the range of the rotting corpse of a decaying skunk and a landfill, call a hazmat team and prepare an incendiary device and a wooden stake.