Originally Posted by Pheesh
Words mean things, Matt. They mean things.
In my defence, I was probably distracted by something shiny.
Ps - Was my awful pun a consolation for my bad everything?
Words mean things, Matt. They mean things.
In my defence, I was probably distracted by something shiny.
Ps - Was my awful pun a consolation for my bad everything?
Too busy dying while trying not to laugh out loud at work after reading Phil's post.
...Okay, okay, I'm good now. Let's see.
Band: Podcats & Friends - We rotate lead singers like crazy.
Drums: Pheesh - The obligatory choice for anyone setting up a band made up of EoFFers. Detesting the song choices and general style of the remaining crew, he occasionally bursts into unexpected drum solos, living his dream of one day being a backing band member for a 5ive reunion.
Guitar: Bubba - Another obligatory choice. Bubba is the mainstay guitar hero of Podcats & Friends, and can occasionally take on singing responsibilities too.
Bass: Kalevala - Can he actually play bass? I don't know. The good looking one that all the ladies want is always playing bass. This is a no-brainer. Occasionally takes on the job of those random parts where all the singing stops and someone with a sexy voice says something like "This one goes out to all of you ladies." or "Baby, you mean so much to me." or "A kangaroo can not walk backwards. Coca-cola was originally green. Let's make love."
Piano: QuadraMagic - Josh is more epic than anyone realises.
Vocals: smittenkitten - Supposed to be in for female solos, but often too busy giggling to actually sing, and sometimes just ends up barking like a dog for no particular reason.
Vocals: Locky - Rather famous for her duets with Dat Matt. Also responsible for epic dancing.
Vocals: Dat Matt - Rather famous or his duets with Locky. Also responsible for epic dancing.
Vocals: Loony BoB - For male solos and (of course) raps.
Manager: Shauna - She shakes her head, sighs and comes onto the stage to tell us that we really, really should stop. Generally gets more applause than anyone else for some reason.
I'm probably missing a few people but this will do for now.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Yeah, obviously Phil is the obligatory choice on drums. Don't know anyone else on here that plays that instrument.
He spends more time drumming it into everyone's heads that he plays the drums than you do.Yeah, obviously Phil is the obligatory choice on drums. Don't know anyone else on here that plays that instrument.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Yeah, he's always banging on about it. He used his mad skills to snare Lockharted.Yeah, obviously Phil is the obligatory choice on drums. Don't know anyone else on here that plays that instrument.
Sometimes it's so bad it's like being beat with sticks.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Those may be the worst drumming jokes/puns I've ever seen. And I was pretty sure I'd seen them all.
Credit to Bubba for making it sexual at least (if your brain happens to be innapropriately dirty at all times).
I could ride the wave of these puns with my friend Tom all the way to china where I bet our superior puns would be a real splash, even if they think our accents are strange. At least it'd beat this gong show. But it's okay, not everyone can roll with the best of them and it's been a real stroke of luck you've been able to keep up for this long. But if nothing else, at least you've still got an impressive hi hat in your sig. That's gotta count for something.
I had to head over to this thread to kick it with you guys as soon as I heard about these drum puns, but what do I get? Some sub par puns that were probably copy paiste from other sites. I was so close to throwing up I started to (g)ret(s)ch. Just face it guys, this post is a pearl and your puns will never be as good as meinl.
Your puns are Sonort even funny. There's a Trick to it you don't seem to have gotten the hang of and you just come off as a Supraphoni(c). It's probably going to be a while before you're ready to go solo but don't fret (smurf, wrong instrument) because Tamarrow is another day and with some practice you might pick up some rudimentary skills in the way of the pun. But if you can't hack it feel free to play some Roc-n-Socem robots instead. But if you do you'll never develop the sort of chops required to receive Pro-Mark's for humour. So Don't Worry if it's a bit difficult. With practice you'll Evanstually get there and be a true Ambassador of drumming puns.
You've just Crushed my dreams.
This thread is turning into some kind of Animal.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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