Over-easy is my favorite, followed by omelette. Scrambled eggs are boring unless it's accompanied with something else like cheese or onions or something. Hardboiled eggs are for making egg salad sandwiches, which I like once in a while. Sunnyside up is gross and weird, and never had soft-boiled or poached. Deviled eggs are appetizers to accompany picnic or summer food.

Also a fan of one-eyed chickens.