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    Be it in a FF game or whatever, how would that go down? What would be their 'deal'? Catch phrase? Theme song during final battle? Engraving on the grave? Stuff like this. Go go go.
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    Everyone thinks of the jerk hole.

    EDIT: Loony BoB would write bad parody songs having to do with Chocobos. He would force everyone to sing "Wark This Way."

    foa would take over the site by winning every staring contest ever. Even Loony BoB's signature.

    Old Manus actually has a plan for real and has reached 80% of his goal. 2016 is going to get pretty interesting around here.

    Shorty. Ain't nothin' wrong with her!

    Jinx acquires a TARDIS and the original Enterprise. Dominated the world through time travel with firepower to boot. But the future REFUSED to change...
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    Shorty's line just before being killed in the final battle: "Urgh, you are just the worst..."

    Matt & Shauna would start off with one being amongst the good guys, one being amongst the bad guys, but just when you thought you had levelled well enough to take on the bad guy, the other one would switch sides and start working against you from within. BETRAYAL.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Personally, I would be the Bard...FROM HELL

    Nah, forget it, that's lame...

    I'd be Khan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Matt & Shauna would start off with one being amongst the good guys, one being amongst the bad guys, but just when you thought you had levelled well enough to take on the bad guy, the other one would switch sides and start working against you from within. BETRAYAL.
    One of them? It would definitely be Matt that would switch sides. He is a butt like that.

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    would be the alias of the villain known as The Thread Maker. Under the guise of , he would distract us all day by creating threads, while behind our backs hacking into bank accounts & government databases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Angus View Post
    would be the alias of the villain known as The Thread Maker. Under the guise of , he would distract us all day by creating threads, while behind our backs hacking into bank accounts & government databases.
    So he's banking his success by making threads. Genius.

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    I think brand new member Hannibal_Khan has all the makings of a villain with a name like that. Jinx also has a great name for a villain with a bad luck theme.

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    For me you would just hear the Jaws theme in the background, obviously.

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    BoB would have a twirly mustache. So much twirling.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    BoB would have a twirly mustache. So much twirling.
    Effectively, Snidely Whiplash.


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    BoB the Goon. Not the most ambitious villain, but a villain nonetheless.

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    I'm David Xanatos, obviously.

    And now I know my Halloween costume.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    I'm David Xanatos, obviously.

    And now I know my Halloween costume.
    Would that make Psychotic your AI robot and leader of The Pack?

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