The New Picture Thread of Cool Selfies because the other Picture Thread is about Mugs

[Shiny]

Stop pretending.

Also, you look like you're pantomiming riding a horse. IDK.

Also, neither "create," nor "inspire," nor "uplift" rhyme with "beat." (SPOILER)Kudos in every way. Good message, and I like the double meaning of "beat." Not dogging your peeps yo.

Bonus also: Love Kristine Byun's "Bonus Skill": "Has a pet corgi"

That's not what rhymes with beat means. They meant rhymes as in "spittin' rhymes". Anyway bonus skill: invisible horse.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

So I went to Las Vegas last weekend. Apparently I took this selfie.

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Dem eyes doe...

[chionos]

Stop pretending.

Also, you look like you're pantomiming riding a horse. IDK.

Also, neither "create," nor "inspire," nor "uplift" rhyme with "beat." (SPOILER)Kudos in every way. Good message, and I like the double meaning of "beat." Not dogging your peeps yo.

Bonus also: Love Kristine Byun's "Bonus Skill": "Has a pet corgi"

That's not what rhymes with beat means. They meant rhymes as in "spittin' rhymes". Anyway bonus skill: invisible horse.

I know, shines, I read all about it on the site. I was just being silly.

"Rhymes With Beatus" doesn't have the same punch. I get it. Also: puns!

Anyway Also: I want an invisible horse.

Bonus Skill: Quote Train Engineer

[Bubba]

Jesus Titty-Smurfing Christ, Pleffy.

How much Class A did you do?

[Quindiana Jones]

This has been the most sexually confusing picture thread for a while. We've got Western Australia coming in with a bunch of beauties, Shorchotic throwing in a Thunderdome challenge (which I will win), Proto comes in making hospital gear look attractive, freaking Levian comes back and sexes up the thread, Shiny reveals to the world that she actually exists, Necro reappears to throw food in my face, a dog in a bleeding jacket, the Homosex Trinity swarming the place and making me question myself, sweet boots and Plef throwing around the whole "man in uniform, heyyyyyy" and "man in suit, heyyyyyy" thing. Good grief, you handsome devils.

This community is stupidly attractive, in pretty much every way.

[Bubba]

New beard growth is coming along and MissH simply adores it! I told her I'd shave it off once I hit my target weight. Needless to say she has been very encouraging with my fitness goals.

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[chionos]

New beard growth is coming along and MissH simply adores it! I told her I'd shave it off once I hit my target weight. Needless to say she has been very encouraging with my fitness goals.

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You better stop that or you and MissH are going to be pregnant at the same time. (SPOILER)someone's gonna put a baby in you, looking that pretty. just stop

Quin's right.

[Freya]

you were supposed to take another and show off more of the green eyeshadow

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Jesus Titty-Smurfing Christ, Pleffy.

How much Class A did you do?

I only did one Class A. And it wasn't the Class A that I was expecting to see, although I'm not surprised it was around. It was also my first experience with Molly. It was p awesome. Don't think I will do it again though. I've got to much going for me to risk it again.

Also. I kind of don't want you to reach your fitness goal because that facial hair is glorious. Mucho handsome-o.

[Shorty]

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It rained today in Portland!

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm sending Bubba a load of cake right now, because beard.

Speaking of, Jinx and Shorty should also grow Bubbeards.

[Shorty]

Will we get cake if we comply with your demands?

[Scotty_ffgamer]

No one ever offered me a cake because of my glorious beard.

[Shorty]

What an offense! Your beard is magnificent!

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Was magnificent Had to get rid of it for work. But it's already growing back, and it's going to be glorious again unless they tell me to get rid of it again.