My winning streak!

[Sephex]

There were times I either won or lost competitions.

[Psychotic]

I keep seeing this thread title as "My winning steak" and I keep thinking Shauna won a steak cooking contest and now I really want to eat it and I'm not happy that it's not real. How dare you trick me, Shauna!

[Bubba]

I'll just leave this here...

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[Shlup]

I won a lot of academic awards up through 10th grade. I skipped a year in math, and I remember my friend being so excited she got a "High Honors" award for the proficiency test. I showed her my "Highest Honors" award and she was mad as a bug. After 10th grade though my academic career was all bees in the wind.

I won one of those raffles in middle school where they just do a generic drawing of the little "OMG you did something nice, here's a piece of paper" things. I picked a teddy bear with a Christmas sweater. I think I finally threw that ratty old bear out recently, but I kept his sweater. smurfing nice sweater, that.

Going further back, I went to the same elementary school for K-6. By 4th grade I had never once received a "Citizen of the Month" award, despite being a smurfing angel. Fortunately, I figured out the system. My poor fourth grade teacher, for the first few months I was pretty troutty. My mom kept getting called in for conferences like "WTF!" I got detention for the first time. And then a few more times. ...And then I went back to normal. And you're smurfing right I was Citizen of the Month that month.

[Psychotic]

After 10th grade though my academic career was all bees in the wind.

What? I mean don't get me wrong, I like it, but what?

[Shlup]

Have you never seen bees try and fly in the wind? It's like "smurf man, that's terrible."

[Bubba]

After 10th grade though my academic career was all bees in the wind.

This is the greatest description of anything, ever.

[MissH]

- I won 'Guess the Best Screen Name' comp on here and Jiro sent me a cuddly tonberry
- I won the Super Mario Bros gaming comp on here by a country f***ing mile. Dat Matt sent me Mario made out of beads.
- I would have won the Super Mario Kart comp if I had not been playing the slower UK version. God damn Americans and their NTSC SNES consoles.
- Best Newbie Ciddie
- Most Underrated Ciddie
- I won the heart of MissH which makes me luckier than any lottery winner on the planet.

Awwww ❤️❤️❤️ You are so wonderful!!! Best Newbie Ciddie is a great achievement!!!

:-p Love you xxx

[Shauna]

I keep seeing this thread title as "My winning steak" and I keep thinking Shauna won a steak cooking contest and now I really want to eat it and I'm not happy that it's not real. How dare you trick me, Shauna!

I had some winning steak the other day. It didn't win any prizes, but it felt like one because I was so hungry that night.

[MissH]

I'll just leave this here...

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I'm so turned on right now...