Doesn't exist.
Competitions. Awards. I can think of few times that I have ever won anything.
I remember in school having ceremonies at the end of the year for those who performed the best in a given subject. I never won any. I got frickin' Certificates of Endeavour, which is essentially ruffling my hair and telling me that I'm pretty okay too.
I am also terribly unlucky when it comes to things like raffles and all that. Never won a single one in my life. xD Eh, they're usually for good causes, it's all fine.
Ah well, next time, right?!
What about you lot? Ever won an award? Prizes? Are you secretly a top tier chess player and have won many tournaments?