First things first I'm a Viking
Don't walk to work, cause I'm always biking
And I'm still in the website biznis
I can keep ya page up like it's a lesson in CSS
You should want a bad swede like me
Drop it low... Not too low... I'm like 7 foot 3
With the 'surs' add the 'tröm' and don't forget some 'ming'
I eat it all down like it ain't no thing
Drink the fishy liquid straight, never chase that
Think it stinks? well baby, you should grow a sack
Bring the Fufu in, and where my boy Face at?
Filmjölk spillin', yeah Shiny you should taste that
I'm so Rantzy,
you already know
I'm in the bike lane,
from Stockholm to Vaxjo
I'm so Rantzy,
If your website blows,
remember my name,
I'll make it go-o-o-o-o
I said "Baby I eat Lutefisk, I thought that you knew dis."
Can't stand no marmite, just get me my raw fish
And don't get me started, bout that girl Lockharted
Making boys stagger, but it's just cause she farted
BoB got me working online, this routine maintenance got me cryin
He sayin one day he'll pay me, we all know he lying
So I keep bustin out the rhymes, committing Swedish word crimes,
Jinx, Shorty, Psy, Foa, Del? Who has the time!?
So tell me who dat, who dat? That run #chat, run #chat?
I'll smurfin perma ban you all, I thought you knew dat, knew dat.
I be the P-O-N-T, my name's in google alerts
But if you speakin, make it good, or else I'll bring the hurt
Ja
I'm so Rantzy,
you already know
I'm in the bike lane,
from Stockholm to Vaxjo
I'm so Rantzy,
If your website blows,
remember my name,
I'll make it go-o-o-o-o
Trash the web page,
Blame it on Loony BoB every time
Leave it for Samuraid
But when it's fixed the credit will all be mine
Yeah, the web is my turf
Can't log in? baby I don't give a smurf
That most helpful ciddie? you know I'm always first
And just like Shorty says, the rest of y'all are "just the worst"
Who dat, who dat? P-O-N-T
That run #chat, run #chat? P-P-P-O-N-T
I said who dat, who dat? P-O-N-T
That run #chat, run #chat? P-P-P-O-N-T