i literally repped every post in here if you had a pun in it
like you literally have had to not do a pun to not get rep from me in this thread
i literally repped every post in here if you had a pun in it
like you literally have had to not do a pun to not get rep from me in this thread
This thread is currantly getting out of hand, but who am I not to take advantage. I hope nobody gets jelly. I'm sure if it goes too far there will be punitive measures against those of us who can't help but enjoy the ride.
In the immortal words of Chop Chop Onion Master,
Quiche! Pun! It's all in your mind.
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
The beens I'll TeeChia is sure to beet ya
But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from the tea chai.
I just put all the curry in a big deep pun and I don't bother worrying about what it is while it heats up.
Korman now. No need to get Madras.
You missed mine. At least Psychotic liked my joke :<Originally Posted by krissy
I don't know which pun I like most in this thread. I guess if I had to choose, though, I'd pakora them.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I thought the pic I posted was kind of punny... :/
There are laksa good curry puns in this thread! It's like one big punjabi.
It was pure balti. I was shivering. "Bir, yani'd to move faster, we need to get to the korai restaurant by 7pm and we're only pasanda halfway point." "Jalfrezing?" Danielle said, raising her eyebrows. "Korma, then, if you're in a madras!" It might be construed that she was irritated, but she was just rogan joshing with me.
After effectively rasam each other there, we finally got to tarkari restaurant. It was right next dopiaza Hut, and patia me wanted to go there instead, but there was naan way - Danielle was really qeema on curry.
Once we were in, we were given a seat under a large picture of some yachts salan in Bombay. I Kofta get the attention of a waiter. He asked which meat I'd like. "Gosht... perhaps chicken or lam, gai."
Danielle was annoyed at the way I ate so quickly. "Dhansak it down!" she would say. "Man, we'll have to get them to Kaeng som marum for you." The food was spicy, but nothing that would make me sowetta maas.
Despite that, I was stuffed before too long and hadn't even touched masalad. Danielle nipped to the aloo, dum when she got back mentioned that there were scented candles vindaloo.
I had a little paniki when I saw the bill! I left feeling quite opor.Danielle saag Dalcha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me to try and cheer me up. She had gundruk at the bar... some things never change! Still, she was xacuti and it cheered me up. It had, overall, bhuna nice evening.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Daniel Towns: Poppadom.
I am sincerely tempted to burn this thread to the ground.
And miss out on all these delicious food puns? You must be craisiny1.I am sincerely tempted to burn this thread to the ground.
1By Ocean Spray! Yum!
I really don't know if these puns are going to curry this thread much longer.
If you're fishing for compliments, people might think you're shellfish.
It can be spicy, but it's not like it's going to sriracha gut. Curry is kind of a bread term covering many different dishes, both wet and dry, spicy and mild, etc. (To answer the thread literally, yes it can be a drink.) Many different spices can be used, but I think the main ingredients for it to be a curry are turmeric and cumin, and maybe a third one that I can't think of. I know, I'm taking this too seriously, this was all just to get a rice out of BoB, but I feel a lentil bit guilty when I spam too much. That's why I meat in the middle and pepper my serious posts with sick puns.
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