Vote for Best Speech from December 2014 Ciddies!

[Shorty]

Hello friends!

I know we've just gone through the absolutely massive ordeal that is the Ciddies Revelations, but I am asking just one more favor of you!

If you would, take a moment to PM me your vote for your three favorite speeches from these December 2014 Ciddies. Everyone took so much time and preparation to make this event happen. Let's not let that effort go unnoticed!

Also, a big thank you to Jinx for organizing these speeches!

1. Best Member (Jinx)
2. Most Charismatic Member (Bubba)
3. Most Badass Member (Spooniest)
4. Most Carefree Member (Shauna)
5. Most Quick-Witted Member (Denmark)
6. Most Hard-Working Member (Shiny)
7. Most Exciting Member (chionos)
8. Most Kind Member (shion)
9. Most Helpful Member (Shorty)
10. Most Straight-Talking Member (Shauna)
11. Most Grumpy Member (shion)
12. Most Underrated Member (Lockharted)
13. Most Adorkable Member (Lockharted)
14. Most Thought-Provoking Member (shion)
15. Most Chilled-Out Member (chionos)
16. Most Passionate Member (shion)
17. Most Enigmatic Member (Spooniest)
18. Most Style Member (Bubba)
19. Most Wacky Member (Dat Matt)
20. Most Missed Member (Sephex)
21. Best Staffer (Dat Matt)
22. Best Veteran (Colonel Angus)
23. Best Newbie (Shorty)
24. Best Chatter (Freya)
25. Best Artist (Jinx)
26. Cutest Couple (Jinx)
27. Best Thread (Dat Matt)
28. Best Post (Colonel Angus)
29. Best Article Series (Colonel Angus)
30. Best Let's Play (Bravely Proto)
31. MLT Get Banned (shion)
32. MLT Become the Next EoFF Staff Member (Shorty)
33. MLT Win A Ciddie For The Very First Time (shion)
34. MLT Make You Hammer The Rep Button (shion)
35. MLT Be The Lead Singer In An EoFF Rock Band (Locky)
36. MLT Have Your Back in a Zombie Apocalypse (Dat Matt)
37. MLT Become A Supervillain (shion)
38. MLT Become A Published Author (Jinx)
39. MLT Make A Living As A Pro Gamer (Shauna)
40. MLT Rule The World (Shaibana)
41. MLT Have A Triple Breast Implant Operation (Pike)
42. MLT Be Driven Insane By EoFF Going Down (Shauna)
43. MLT Drink Themselves Into An Early Grave (Jinx)
44. MLT Win an EoFF Thunderdome (chionos)
45. MLT Become the CEO of Square Enix (Colonel Angus)
46. MLT Bomb the Offices of Square Enix (Colonel Angus)
47. MLT To Elope (Jinx)
48. MLT Be Second Accounts of Eachother (shion)
49. MLT Fight Eachother to the Death (I. Lockharted II. Colonel Angus)
50. MLT Become a Successful Tag Team (Dat Matt)

Voting closes at 10PM PST on Dec 14th.
Get them in ASAP!

[Night Fury]

OH MY GAWD I DON'T KNOW!!!!

[Ayen]

Votes sent. It took ALL of my focus.

[escobert]

Hello friends!

I know we've just gone through the absolutely massive ordeal that is the Ciddies Revelations, but I am asking just one more favor of you!

If you would, take a moment to PM me your vote for your three favorite speeches from these December 2014 Ciddies. Everyone took so much time and preparation to make this event happen. Let's not let that effort go unnoticed!

Also, a big thank you to Jinx for organizing these speeches!

1. Best Member (Jinx)
2. Most Charismatic Member (Bubba)
3. Most Badass Member (Spooniest)
4. Most Carefree Member (Shauna)
5. Most Quick-Witted Member (Denmark)
6. Most Hard-Working Member (Shiny)
7. Most Exciting Member (chionos)
8. Most Kind Member (shion)
9. Most Helpful Member (Shorty)
10. Most Straight-Talking Member (Shauna)
11. Most Grumpy Member (shion)
12. Most Underrated Member (Lockharted)
13. Most Adorkable Member (Lockharted)
14. Most Thought-Provoking Member (shion)
15. Most Chilled-Out Member (chionos)
16. Most Passionate Member (shion)
17. Most Enigmatic Member (Spooniest)
18. Most Style Member (Bubba)
19. Most Wacky Member (Dat Matt)
20. Most Missed Member (Sephex)
21. Best Staffer (Dat Matt)
22. Best Veteran (Colonel Angus)
23. Best Newbie (Shorty)
24. Best Chatter (Freya)
25. Best Artist (Jinx)
26. Cutest Couple (Jinx)
27. Best Thread (Dat Matt)
28. Best Post (Colonel Angus)
29. Best Article Series (Colonel Angus)
30. Best Let's Play (Bravely Proto)
31. MLT Get Banned (shion)
32. MLT Become the Next EoFF Staff Member (Shorty)
33. MLT Win A Ciddie For The Very First Time (shion)
34. MLT Make You Hammer The Rep Button (shion)
35. MLT Be The Lead Singer In An EoFF Rock Band (Locky)
36. MLT Have Your Back in a Zombie Apocalypse (Dat Matt)
37. MLT Become A Supervillain (shion)
38. MLT Become A Published Author (Jinx)
39. MLT Make A Living As A Pro Gamer (Shauna)
40. MLT Rule The World (Shaibana)
41. MLT Have A Triple Breast Implant Operation (Pike)
42. MLT Be Driven Insane By EoFF Going Down (Shauna)
43. MLT Drink Themselves Into An Early Grave (Jinx)
44. MLT Win an EoFF Thunderdome (chionos)
45. MLT Become the CEO of Square Enix (Colonel Angus)
46. MLT Bomb the Offices of Square Enix (Colonel Angus)
47. MLT To Elope (Jinx)
48. MLT Be Second Accounts of Eachother (shion)
49. MLT Fight Eachother to the Death (I. Lockharted II. Colonel Angus)
50. MLT Become a Successful Tag Team (Dat Matt)

Voting closes at 10PM PST on Dec 14th.
Get them in ASAP!

Wait that was the Speech for #36? wtf that was horrible no wonder I thought the speech had been skipped.

[Shauna]

Votad~

[Leigh]

Still confused about what these things actually are...

[Shorty]

Three hours, nerds! Way too few votes in!

[Shorty]

OKAY WE HAVE OUR TOTALS

THREE BEST SPEECHES REVEALED AS FAVORED BY THE PUBLIC

In THIRD PLACE we have...

SHAIBANA for
MLT RULE THE WORLD

MLT rule the world

who will most likely rule the world? and why?
did that person rule the world because everybody loves him so much?
or did he get it by force?

we already know Loony_bob made an attempt by keeping the forum down and laughing at our faces as we raged at eachother out of frustration.
and after a long while the forums were back and he thought we would embrace him as a ruler. but we knew better. haha on you Loony.

i havent been on the forum much, so in all honestly i cant make a cool story about the others on what in know about them

Del_murder.. well.. his name says it already.
he would be a dictator and rule the world by making them fear him!
why else would he choose a name with Murder in it?
ill bet everyone would cower in fear. and he would tell them stuff... like winning 20 olympic medals or landing a man on the sun.

Mister Adequate on the other hand would make everyone love him with hippy music.
with his banjo and pot he would go on a hunger strike to stop the war!
as more ppl join him in his hunger strike, and more hippy bands will play for world peace!
meanwhile nothing happens, people starve, mister adequate secretly stuffes himself with food, and people think it has gone on long enough and go home.
well.. he ruled, but not for long

Psychotic will rule the world by making a zombie apocalypse, wich will whipe out half the world. and then he will come as a hero, looking all cool and trout.
pretending to have a cure for mankind against this zombie infection.
they will worship him in what is left of this world as he pretends to cure ppl with his healing hand ''praise the lord! cure this man of the evils within!''
he shouts as ppl faint dramaticly and shout ''haleluja!''...

Schlup thinks humans are to petty and launches his spaceship to explore new worlds. but its not without cost. becuase something weird happens everyday and red shirts die.
but the danger isnt that serious because the white helmets cant aim.. eventhough the red shirts die anyway.. a sudden heart attack at the sight of the white helmets perhaps.
sooner or later she will find a habitable planet from where she makes a space station and make settlements on other planets. Schlups ambitions go beyond Earth as she wants to rule the galaxy!!!

thank you very much for reading.. .. .

In second place we have...

LOCKHARTED for
MOST ADORKABLE MEMBER

DISCLAIMER
Sorry if I suck at the accents, it's hard. But I thought this would be a great idea at first and even while I was doing it. Now I don't think it's so great. Sorry that all my European accents sound pretty Russian/Borat/horrible. Also I spent ages on this so be nice.

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Hey everyone! Locky here! I've been doing a few interviews this week with our Most Adorkable nominees, I've been asking them what makes them so adorkable...

Jessweee


The White Wizard of Fynn


Laddy


Lockharted


Pike


Formalhaut


Shorty


shion


Shaibana


Rantz


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I also received this too? I mean idk either...

Steve

So, I don't know who you think was more adorkable, but it's time to find out who has won.... Get reaaaaady!

and finally

in first place

Best Speech goes to...
DAT MATT for
MLT BECOME A SUCCESSFUL TAG TEAM

#50 – MLT become a successful tag team

Pheesh: - This is it folks, the winter 2014 Ciddies are finally upon us and believe us that there will be some battling for the top spot!
Jinx: - That's right Pheesh! And we'll be starting off this year’s event with a real battle indeed! Here before us tonight we'll see fight for most likely to become a successful tag team by having each of our members facing off against one another in the Thunderdome!
Pheesh: - That's right, 6 teams, 11 fighters! Here comes our first contestants!


***”Wannabe”plays on the PA system. Dat Matt and Shauna enter the stage***


Pheesh: - It's EoFF's power couple – Team Shauna! Funny fact Jinx, when Matt joined the forums he used to be called “Mr. Shauna”.
Jinx: - I heard about this. There were rumours that Matt wasn't a real person and Shauna was just desperately lonely so made a second account to pretend she wasn't single.
Pheesh: - Is that right? I was under the impression that she made him up to prevent Dr. Blues from trying to make sweet passionate love to her through his computer monitor. The stories we hear as commentators folks!
Jinx: - Would you check out Matt! He is flexing his muscles for the fans.
Pheesh: - And Shauna is looking embarrassed. She's telling him that he doesn't have muscles and he should just stop.
Jinx: - Seems those two are already off to a good start. As seen by their lets plays Matt is always showing off and Shauna keeps laughing at him. What a pair. They've now entered the ring. Here comes our next challengers!!


***”All by Myself” plays on the PA system. Freya appears from the door***


Pheesh: - And it looks like Freya has shown up. But where is Yar?
Jinx: - I heard that he's talking a long hiatus at the moment. This will be an easy tag team match for the Shauna's!!
Pheesh: - Freya has entered the ring and it looks like we'll be getting underway now. Let’s pass it over to our referee Shiny!


***Shiny takes a mic***


Shiny: - Alright I want a good clean fight. No hitting below the belt. No negative comments in Moogle Hugs. Let’s get ready to rumble!!!


***A bell at the side of the ring dings***


Pheesh: - And it looks like we're underway.
Jinx: - That's right. Freya is looking a little bit confused. She's up against the might of the Shaunas on her own. How will she handle this situation?
Pheesh: - It looks like Matt has thrown the first attack! It's episode 49 of Lets Play Final Fantasy X HD. He's asked Freya to promote the article to the front site!
Jinx: – If I recall, the Shauna's are also well known for their Lets Plays. Maybe even more than being staff members!
Pheesh: – Freya has managed to shrug of the first promotion, but Shauna has thrown another Episode!
Jinx: – Matt has laid another episode on her
Pheesh: – This is horrible. Freya is trying to catch up with these promotions. She's missed 3 episodes now! She's tried to promote all of them at the same time but the formatting has become messed up!
Jinx: – She managed to get them up, but they look disorganised and all over the place
Pheesh: – And what's this now? Shauna has liked all the posts over on our Eyes on Final Fantasy page causing endless notifications on Freya's work PC! It looks like Freya has been pulled up for being on Facebook at work! It looks like she's been taken away to the manager’s office for a disciplinary!
Pheesh: – And the crowd is going wild folks. The Shauna's have dealt with the first tag team of Freya and Yar!
Jinx: – It wasn't really much of a tag team. Yar is still missing so of course the Shauna's had no problems winning a on a two vs one.


***”Take Me Home, Country Roads” starts playing from the PA system***


Pheesh: – Our next challengers have appeared. It's Lockharted and Shorty.
Jinx: – Another powerhouse tag team! Shorty and Lockharted have a strong working relationship as staff members.
Pheesh: – That's right. Lockharted tells me backstage how Shorty is the coolest. They are totally BFFs. Looks like they have entered the ring and are wasting no time getting right down to it!


***Lockharted Jumps on Shauna. Shorty advances towards Dat Matt***


Jinx: – My lord. Lockharted has already glomped Shauna. She appears to be fondling her breasts.
Pheesh: – There was talk that Shauna and Lockharted are hot for one another when we all visited the UK. Seems these rumours were true.
Jinx: – Why wasn't I invited to this lovely gathering?
Pheesh: - Because word on the street is you stinxs,
Jinx: - How cruel. It looks like Shorty is also trying to take down Dat Matt.
Pheesh: – There does appear to be a lot of finger wagging from Shorty. Maybe some stern words are being said?
Jinx: – Dat Matt does not seem to be affected by the general nagging however. He seems to be laughing it off. A chant of “nerds” from Dat Matt appears to have Shorty on the floor laughing. OH MY LORD MATT HAS UNLEASHED A PUN BARRAGE ON SHORTY! SHE SEEMS TO BE CRIPPLED FROM LAUGHTER!
Pheesh: – She never stood a chance. Matt is known for his random nature and comedy stylings. Looks like she couldn't take the Pun-ishment?
Jinx: – That was awful and you should feel bad. Shiny has had to cart off shorty. She's out of the competition. It does look like Lockharted has stepped up her molestation assault on Shauna. She has managed to strip Shauna down of all her clothes while Matt was distracted!
Pheesh: – That's what you get on pay per view Thunderdome folks.
Jinx: – Shauna has turned a shade of red I've never seen a human make. Screams are coming from the ring folks.


***Shauna stops moving and collapses to the floor.***


Jinx: – I DON'T BELEIVE THIS FOLKS! IT APPEARS THAT SHAUNA HAS LITERALLY DIED FROM EMBARESSMENT!
Pheesh: – Our ref Shiny has confirmed that Shauna does not have a pulse. That's our first confirmed murder folks. Only on the Thunderdome will you see nudity and death!
Jinx: – You're a sick sick man. It appears that Dat Matt has entered a furious rage. He seems to have been driven insane from losing Shauna and is heading straight towards Lockharted!!
Pheesh: – How will Lockharted get out of this!?


***Lockharted grabs mic***


Lockharted: - “All my life has been a series of doors in my face. And then suddenly I run into you.”
Jinx: – What is she doing? She's going to get mauled!


***Dat Matt Grabs Mic***


Dat Matt: - “I was thinking the same thing! 'Cause like I've been searching my whole life to find my own place”
Jinx: – Are they singing? Why he joining in? What's going on here?
Pheesh: – They are singing in duet... RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
Jinx: – Pheesh. What are you doing..?


***Pheesh runs from the commentators box and into the ring***


Pheesh: – SINGING WITH THIS JERK!? AND YOU! SING A DUET WITH MY GIRL WILL YOU!


***Pheesh pulls out a set of drum sticks and impales them in Dat Matt's Eyes***


Jinx: - HOLY CRAP! AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT!?
Psychotic: – Looks like Dat Matt isn't seeing at all.
Jinx: – Son of a bee sting when did you get here.
Psychotic: – I saw an opportunity to commentate a Thunderdome and I just had to jump in. I'm a born narrator after all! I mean, check out my Lets Play Final Fantasy III if you like my commentating!
Jinx: – I'm sure everyone watches that. Right!? Everyone?


***Thunderdome goes silent***


Psychotic: – Thanks for the support. Like and subscribe for more hilarious commentating!
Jinx: – Yeah, will totally do that for the 36th time. Thanks for reminding us.
Psychotic: – Anytime. So tell us what's happening in the ring?
Jinx: – It appears that Dat Matt is on the floor. Having two stick being impaled into his head probably killed him.
Psychotic: – It's a fair assumption to make. Pheesh also appears to be talking to Lockharted.
Jinx: - Looks like Lockharted doesn't appreciate the fact that Pheesh killed her duet partner and has walked off the stage in a humph.
Psychotic: – He seems to be chasing after her. Poor lad. I hope he manages to sort that out.
Jinx: – Me too. They are a cute couple. Maybe cute enough to be worthy of an award!Psychotic: – Only time will tell! Let’s go back to the ring


***There are no fighters in the ring***


Jinx: – What's going on down there?
Psychotic: – If you've been paying attention. Dat Matt was impaled by drumsticks, Shauna died from embarrassment, Freya was taken into the manager’s office for being on Facebook, Yar was a no show, Lockharted has stormed away and Shorty was carted off in due to fits of laughter.
Jinx: – Wow. So is anyone left to fight?
Psychotic: – It looks like another team is going down now! Who could it be?


***”Park Life” starts playing on the PA system. Loony BoB and DK enter the arena***


Jinx: – Hey it's our next team. Loony BoB and DK! They work great together. This should be an interesting team.


***They start fighting immediately***


Jinx: – Wait. What's going on? Why are they fighting one another?
Psychotic: – Oh, don't you know the roster? I'm on both of their teams. I'm a well requested man you see. I want to see which one I should pair off with in so I'm letting them have a little tussle first.
Jinx: – That seems unnecessary and cruel.
Psychotic: – THEY WILL FIGHT FOR MY LOVE!!!!!


***Pheesh renters the commentators box***


Pheesh: – GET DOWN THERE YOU BRITISH BASTARD!


***Pheesh throws psychotic into the ring from the commentators box***


Jinx: – Welcome back. How are things with Lockharted?
Pheesh: – She's locked herself in the dressing room and won’t come out. I figured I'd get back to work while she calms down.
Jinx: – Smart move. Well what you missed is that DK and Loony BoB are having a brawl for who gets to be the tag team partner of Psychotic.
Pheesh: - Crazy Brits. Loony BoB doesn't have a chance. Psychotic is super racist towards Kiwis.
Jinx: – Wow. He hid that well.
Pheesh: – That's true. He was seething with rage at Loony BoB's wedding. He was asked to be the best man you know.
Jinx: – Was he? Surely they must be good friends?
Pheesh: – No, he was just looking for an opportunity to overthrow Loony BoB and become EoFF's next top Admin. Crying shame for Loony BoB.
Jinx: – That it is. It appears that Loony BoB and DK still seem to be brawling. What about Psychotic?
Pheesh: – He appears to be sitting in a reading chair drinking a cup of tea
Jinx: – Where did he even get that from?
Pheesh: – No one knows how this man operates. We just roll with it.


***”Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” plays on the PA system***


Pheesh: – Could this be our last team?


***Shlup and Miriel appear on stage***


Jinx: – Our second female tag team of the match. How will they impact this now 5 way brawl?


***DK picks up mic***


DK: – About time they showed up. Must have been taking too long to get ready putting on make-up and dresses because they are girls. This fight will be easy because they're girls.
Jinx: – Wow. He's really hitting that sexism home. What a jerk.
DK: – Did I mention girls suck? Must be hard being lesser of the two sexes.


***Shlup and Miriel fly into a furious rage***


Jinx: – As expected, the two of them are now destroying DK for his sexist remarks. They really do not like when someone makes fun of women. Shlup has grabbed him from behind and Miriel is laying in punch after punch into him.
Pheesh: – That is fair enough. It looks like Psychotic has tried to intervene. He's asked them politely to stop beating on men. A standard administrative response to trouble from the admins..
DK: – I think that women should not dress in suggestive clothing if they do not want bad things happening to them. Women are entirely to blame when these things happen


***Shlup snaps DK's neck***


Jinx: – OOOOHHH MMYYYYY GHHHOOODDDD!!! She has just snapped DK's neck. That boy is well and truly out of this competition on account of being dead!
Pheesh: – It would appear that snapping at members is not something that the admins encourage. Psychotic has stepped in and closed this Thunderdome on account of getting off topic.


***Miriel flies into a it of anger***


Miriel: – WE WILL NOT BE SCILENCED!!
Jinx: – OH MY GOD SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!


***There is a large explosion in the ring. Miriel appears to have blown up in a fit of rage***


Jinx: – OH MY SMURFING GOD SHE LITERALLY JUST BLEW UP! PSYCHOTIC DID NOT GET AVOID THE EXPLOSION! MIRIEL AND PSYCHOTIC'S BODY PARTS ARE ALL OVER THE THUNDERDOME!
Pheesh: – That's what happens when you close threads Jinx. Members blow up in a fit of anger. It appears this time it was more severe however.
Loony BoB: – He's dead..?
Pheesh: – It looks like the effects of the explosion are only now reaching Loony BoB.
Loony BoB: – HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND YOU BASTARDS!


***Loony BoB grabs the gibbed arm of Psychotic***


Loony BoB: – GIVE HIM BACK!!!
Jinx: – ARE WE SEEING THIS!? LOONY BOB IS BEATING UP SHLUP WITH THE ARM OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED PSYCHOTIC!!!
Pheesh: – I keep saying Pay Per View Thunderdome is the best. This is why!


***Loony BoB wails around on Shlup with Psychotics' arm. He smacks her head so hard it flies off***


Jinx: – GOOD GOD SHE'S BEEN DECAPTATED BY A DEAD MANS ARM! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDBILE THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON THE THUNDEROME!
Shiny: – As the only remaining member of the Thunderdome. I declare Loony BoB and Psychotic the Winner of this Thunderdome Tag Team!
Pheesh: – And there you have it folks! Loony BoB is the winner of this Thunderdome! I would say give him a hand, but he already has more than enough!
Jinx: - … I hate you so much.



“Also awards and such. Man I'll look stupid if Psychotic and BoB don't win” – Dat Matt, 2014

Thanks so much to everyone for voting, and again, for writing speeches and your hard work! See the tallies below!


HAPPY CIDDIES TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

[Shauna]

Well done guys! They were all great!

[Dat Matt]

Wait that was the Speech for #36? wtf that was horrible no wonder I thought the speech had been skipped.

I missed 3 days of work and neglected eating in order to write that speech. Totes worth it though.

[Night Fury]

2nd huh? I will take it!! Well done Matt that was a super speech

[Colonel Angus]

Locky was robbed!



Seriously, congrats, Matt! Great speech!

[Shorty]

I'm just going to quote "haha on you Loony" by Shaibana for the rest of forever.

[Shorty]

ahahahaha

(it's ya so)

[Night Fury]

Locky was robbed!



Seriously, congrats, Matt! Great speech!

Naaah, because like

1st the worst
2nd the best
3rd the fairy princess

So really, who's the winner here?




(Shaibana xD)