View Poll Results: Which would win in a fight?

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  • Carrot

    5 71.43%
  • Parsnip

    2 28.57%
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Thread: What would win in a fight? A Carrot or a Parsnip?

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    Default What would win in a fight? A Carrot or a Parsnip?

    Please give your reasoning.

    Pic 8.jpg VERSUS Pic 9.jpg

    Which would emerge victorious?

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    If I have to move one more of your food related threads to Quina's Kitchen I will rename you to Yvonne McGruder.

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    Carrot.

    No explanation required, really.

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    The parsnip is bigger than the carrot so I'm afraid the parsnip would crush it.

    The carrot is delicious, though.

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    A parsnip needs to be cooked for it to reach its true potential, whereas a carrot is delicious at all times, giving it the edge.

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    I'm sure someone somewhere has a recipe for a parsnip cake, but the only true version is a carrot cake, further increasing its advantage as it has established itself as a viable dessert ingredient.
    Last edited by sharkythesharkdogg; 12-27-2014 at 07:03 PM. Reason: typo!

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    With how sweet a carrot is, would it not suffer at the hands of the much plainer, but similarly staple food the Parsnip? I for one do not know.

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