I'm under 30
I'm under 30
I'm not even 20!
Oh, I'm sorry lass, but you'd be the first to go anyway. You've got that charisma stuff, and progressive ideas, and too many connections with important oldbies. Cannae let a fox in the henhouse now can we? When you turn 30, give us a call and we'll consider your application. But for now, take your cute fonts and your butt selfies and get out!
I'm double posting here. You see, that's one of the first things we're changing, us oldbies. A person's just gotta double post sometimes, and now there'll be no young whippersnappers sittin' around waitin' to gripe about it.
So anyway, Formalhaut. We'll consider making an exception for you, young man, seeing as you're clearly an old soul. I'll get back to you.
Goodbye 80% of the active memberbase!
This thread is turning very surreal.
Just wait til Mik shows up.
Sorry, I won't be enforcing any age restrictions that will result in my own wife getting banned. Hell, one year back and I'd end up banned!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Why not distract the younger ones with manepoks and stepdub and krillstex, that's what they're all into isn't it? that and fire
Chionos is a fake. Any real oldbie would be twice as hard on double-posting as we currently are, not allow it. Chase him out of town with fire!
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FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE