EoFF School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

[Shorty]

Slytherin, Transfiguration, and I wouldn't attend Quidditch, I'd be in the library instead.

[Quindiana Jones]

According to the test, I'm a Gryffindor-15, a Hufflepuff-13, a Ravenclaw-12 and a Slytherin-6. Are they radioactive elements?

I'd probably be a Seeker or a Beater if I played Quidditch. I've got crazy good eyes and I'm built like a brick house.

I'd enjoy every class, because smurfING MAGIC. I don't understand the kids that got to go to a smurfing MAGIC SCHOOL for MAGIC PEOPLE and then complain about how boring or difficult the ACTUAL REAL MAGIC was.

[Night Fury]

I would be in Slytherin since that's what I got on Pottermore.

I think I would also enjoy the Magical Creatures class, but I'd just want to know everything about Dragons - training, breeding, upkeep. I'd be the dragon master. I'd be like Charlie Weasley.

[blackmage_nuke]

Ravenclaw

I don't know enough about Arithmancy to know if it would be my favourite but if it wasn't Arithmancy it'd be Transfiguration or Charms.

I'd love to fly but Quidditch wouldnt interest me.

[theundeadhero]

I would be in Ravenclaw and really like Defense Against the Dark Arts classes.

[escobert]

Ravenclaw and Transfiguration is what pottermore and some other quizz told me.

[Bubba]

Pottermore put me into Ravenclaw and I'm fine with that. God knows how they come up with it but Sorting Hat knows best.

I would definitely excel in Charms class so I could charm the pants of all the girls. I would be a reserve seeker in our Quidditch team too. Not quite good enough to make the first team.

Also, I have a 12-and-a-half inch wand. Come at me, ladies.

[Freya]

I'm clawsome. As are all the other ravenclaws!

Probably will excel in Charms.

[Shorty]

Also, I have a 12-and-a-half inch wand. Come at me, ladies.

I thought 12 and a half was the standard size.

[Bubba]

Also, I have a 12-and-a-half inch wand. Come at me, ladies.

I thought 12 and a half was the standard size.

Nope! I am extremely well endowed Elder and Dragon core, 12-and-a-half inches, unyielding.

Shame the same can't be said for my penis. Short and shrivelled, 3-and-a-half inches, unimpressive.

[Quindiana Jones]

Unyielding for a penis sounds... unpleasant.

[Christmas]

I will be a Sith Lord using space magic