FINAL FANTASY III'S LAST BOSSES ARE THE BIGGEST SHAM IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY
WHAT?!

*grabs a baseball bat and goes back to 1996 and kick that guy's ass*

Come here, you!
Raging Fan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

*bash his head in with the baseball bat and take his kidney* Give me that! I know a guy in nineteen years who is going to need this a lot more than you do!

PLAYSTATION SUCKS
That's it!

*more violence*